A compromise between ego and anonymity:

I’m not really as bitter as I may seem, but I vent often with the intent of being amusing, and bitter = funny. If you couldn’t guess by reading any given post, I’m also male, and far too old. At least my advanced age gives me justification for curmudgeonly sanctimony. I’m correct roughly 94.5 percent of the time. It’s a fact. Studies confirmed it.

Much of my day is spent reading the interweb. which is my my opinions are so though-out and well-informed. I’m still trying to finish, but people keep adding more pages. Fortunately, 34.4 percent of new pages are pure cat.

In my free time I read a lot (you’ll note a trend here), stay up late, and watch more TV. Sometimes I go out and do stuff, none of which involves hurting small woodland creatures, so you should feel reassured about that.

OMG! Do you do stuff too?
We should totally hang out.