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The title of this post is deceiving; it should more specifically be titled “A bunch of interesting links about online dating.” But I like to think of links as little cultivated adventures, transporting you to a magical internet world of fantasy and slash fiction. (NB: none of these links relate to slash fiction. It’s just funny.)
First, a fascinating study on response rates in online dating. It’s really long. My takeaway is that as someone who’s 5′8″, I have to earn extra money to attract hot chicks. You women are so shallow! Also, no fatties. (Full pdf link here)
Second, a comic about me. No, it’s *actually* about me, but it’s about my people. I’ve done some similar calculations before.
Third, Gawker’s new nominee for worst person in the world. I feel very embarrassed that he went to Penn. I’m proposing the school’s code of conduct be amended to include a new clause, henceforth to be known as the “Don’t be an asshat” clause. It would require all graduates to not be asshats. In the event that a graduate is deemed an asshat by 1,000 or more alumni, their degree would be retroactively revoked. I am confident Mr. Fitzgerald would qualify.
IsItLater.com answers that age old question for children and procrastinators everywhere, “Is it later?” When someone says they can do something “later”, they never specify when later actually is. This site finally solves the argument.
IsItLater.com notes when a user has visited the site, and stores this information in a cookie. At first it displays “No.” After 15 minutes, it displays “A bit”, and after “30″ minutes, it switches to “Yes.” At any point, the user can reset the start time by clicking a big button labeled “Start Over.”
Want to date someone, but she’s currently in a relationship? Are you willing to wait? Then add your name to the queue at girlfriendwaitinglist.com. When your intended paramour breaks up with that guy she’s currently dating, the one she’s *way* too good for, your name can be next on the waiting list. Chance is messy: take charge at girlfriendwaitinglist.com
After a long hiatus, I have decided to resume pointless pontification, also known as short, poorly written missives to no one, also known as blogging.
It’s going to be awesome.
I’m not really as bitter as I may seem, but I vent here, often with the intent of being amusing, because bitter = funny. If you couldn’t guess by reading any given post, I’m also male, and far too old. At least my advanced age gives me justification for curmudgeonly sanctimony. I'm correct roughly 94.5 percent of the time. It's a fact. Studies confirmed it.